Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

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Users choice

YouTuber sibling duo Weston and Kalynn Koury mention ‘users choice’ potty talk. When on the toilet you have 3 or 4 options. 1 piss. 2 shit. 3 other. 4 users choice. Never feel restricted to 3 and be creative!

Mannn I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta pee but... maybe I’ll go with a users choice!

by theoneandonlygenius March 13, 2021

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Child's choice

Being instructed to choose from a selection of options but the instructions also prevent the selection of any option.

You can only choose one. Choose wisely. "I cannot choose either, this is a Child's choice"

by Anoobis.the.first April 29, 2025

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<.0.6.7.6.0.>I Do No Sense Anything By Choice By ANything Sense Do I<.0.6.7..0.>

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

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Choiced Up

making a good decision

Q: "Hey Man, you fuckwad, you still seeing that chick?" A: "No, thanks for asking, nutsack, but I choiced up and axed that shit."

by Lamukta October 12, 2011

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Peoples Choice

Any group of tossers that self proclaim their greatness by assuming the collective title of "Peoples Choice". Usually participate in QuietThunder, if not it is because they are also known to suffer from permaflop.

Oh man, i would rather sit on the grenade than deal with the "Peoples Choice"

by the fan February 16, 2005

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