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Thai

A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who is physically abusive towards his kids and the mother of his kids.
He finished his shift at Toyota then went to NUTTY's and got completely lit.
Then he came home in the AM and when THAI SHIT on his whole family including his own son.
by THAI 💩 January 26, 2025
mugGet the Thaimug.

Bangkok mai thai

When in Bangkok,Thai-laid, the act of drinking sexual fluids from a transsexual's anus with a long bendy straw, consisting of mostly your ejaculate and "her" feces.
Jane: Hey john, how was your trip to Bangkok?
John: Hey jane, It was wonderful, I met the most beautiful woman there in the clubs, we did all kinds of freaky shit, she even took me into a back alley and introduced me to a "Bangkok mai thai", it was very erotic!
Jane: John, thats fucking disgusting! I didn't even realize you liked transexuals.
John:Transexuals? What are you talking about? She wasn't a dude, she was a high class sexy female from thailand!
Jane: How fucking stupid could you be? Did you even go down on her at all, you know eat her "pussy"?
John: No, she said she had her period, and she was really into aggressive ass play.
Jane: John hate to break it you, but you drink cum and feces out of a dudes ass........
John:Oh my dear god.........(Realzed he had intercourse with a transexual from thailand, dreading the impending HIV test that he is going to now have to take)
by the real hank moody August 10, 2012
mugGet the Bangkok mai thaimug.

Thai Prayer Beads

Anal Beads

Calqued from French.
Few things are more pleasurable than someone pulling some Thai Prayer Beads out of you.
by ApricotFields May 23, 2025
mugGet the Thai Prayer Beadsmug.

THAI

Word is, he got married and had kids with a certain individual just to prove a point that he's not bisexual?
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.

He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!

Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
Doug: " yo THAI, is that your LAMBO? You work on the production line just like me and how can you afford such a car especially when you're going through your divorce "

THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I 😉 wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "

FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
by THAI 💩 February 6, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

thai an

Thai an a Girls Name witch means :
1. hot,pretty girl
2.the coolest girl on earth

3.loved by everybody on earth
Thai an is cool
by Xilnfx January 3, 2017
mugGet the thai anmug.

Muy Thai

When you aggressively shart while kicking in the air
Ethan Rasson just Muy Thai’d me. Fuck that nigga.
by seegmaboi69 February 2, 2025
mugGet the Muy Thaimug.

Thai backshot

A backshot but both people are wearing Normatec compression pants on max setting
"Yeah we were both horny, but I had finished a 10k earlier and needed some recovery work so we decided to kill 2 birds with one stone and did a Thai Backshot"

"You know they're wealthy if they do Thai backshots"

"Wait, are these the Normatec compression pants you use when you do Thai backshots?"
by Tanner Edges August 14, 2025
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