textbonics

The jibberish that some people use in emails, while texting, everyday communication, and occasionally resumes. Typically, created by using phoenics and street-speak. Mostly it is a recrimination and reflection of one's K-12 experience.

u=you, ur=your/you are, b4=before, textbonics, etc.

by Astonished by the ignorant March 6, 2010

Textbag

Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag

"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other

by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

Text appeal

When someone is a very good texter, so good in fact that it convinces you that you like them.

Damn, I can't wait to hang out with this guy. He has some serious text appeal

by kcott December 3, 2010

text message breakup

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

by Art Anderson February 28, 2015

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017

text for your header

text-for-your-header
noun (modern slang)

meaning:
really fun, very good game

example: Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header

by FahKnee June 1, 2019