televilified

when a movie that was never appropriate for television becomes edited for content and then put on television. although the edited content is essential to the storyline. hence the "evil" of watering down the content.

fight club on vh1 or trainspotting on ovation were both televilified.

by nobody42 February 19, 2011

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra April 7, 2011

televisional

Coming from the television.

Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.

by Denyingninja August 31, 2011

Telepicate

The act of strategically connecting with another individual telepathically.

George W. Bush's strategery was to telepicate his message Condi.

by Corrumba August 30, 2012

Telekipathnetic

Adj/n- Someone who is both telepathic and telekinetic

"Dude, she is so telekipathnetic!"
"What, so she can read your mind, and move objects around?"
"Yeah, don't mess with the telekipathnetic!"

by Playing Hooky August 26, 2012

televisiony

acting like your life is a television show

why are you acting so televisiony

by :-) smile January 12, 2015