Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.

Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?

by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021

Nostril Tampon

A big wad of toilet paper crushed together and shaped like a finger that you stuff up into your nostril to stop a nose bleed.

This method works, try it. Thank goodness for "Nostril Tampons"!.

by Unkle Foreplay September 2, 2010

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

tampon treat

When you don’t know what your Gf is allergic to, so you bail on snacks and buy her period pads and tampons instead because the thicker they are the happier the girl will be.

Honey, I got you a Tampon treat. You’re welcome :)

by Dentor February 16, 2020

Redneck Tampon

The act of tying barbwire to a tree, taking PVC pipe and inserting it in someone's rectum, putting barbwire in the pipe, then removing the pipe causing the victim to either bleed out or literally shred his colon.

Tom's a sick pedofile, someone should give him a redneck tampon!

by Wet Beanbag July 12, 2020

tampon farmer

A person who buys out the whole stock of tampons because they fear that they will not have enough tampons to last the winter. So to solve this problem, they buy up shelves at one time.

David: Hey Natasha, whatcha doin there?

Natasha: Nothing much, im just harvesting some tampons for the winter!

David: Oh dont tell me your a tampon farmer.

Natasha: fuck no! i aint no farmer im grown up now i have boobies the size of ur head

by chelsea chealsea boom boom July 30, 2010

temporary tampon

What you call your penis when your girlfriend is on her period and you have sex.

I played temporary tampon with my girlfriend last night and it was gross

by slackersgirl2015 January 8, 2015