crusty tampon

Crusty tampon is that thing where your vaginal is so infected it boogers up and closes like an eyeball with pinkeye.
Usually there will be a tampon in there too, string hanging out.

Crusty tampon can also mean just a dirty old bloody tampon clinging to a bathroom ceiling for six months.

"Ooooh, my cooter is in distress, done got me a case of the ol crusty tampon."

by DrunkrFastr April 6, 2016

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Targaryen tampon

The act of lighting the string of a tampon on fire resulting in a girl running and screaming.

“She really pissed me off so a gave her a Targaryen tampon”

by Paul Phinebaum June 4, 2021

tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.

Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.

by kidfixie June 1, 2018

Leather Tampon

1: A poorly effective feminine hygiene product. 2: Comedy troop with limited notoriety on Youtube around 2010.

Leather Tampon put out a trailer for a new set of skits, but they split up before it was finished.

by Hellz Wind Staffer December 20, 2020

Barbie tampons

Filter tips for smoking

Got any barbie tampons

by Step lupid March 26, 2021

tampon princess

Slutty girl who males a big deal when she's on her period

O heather is such a Tampon Princess

by nnuus February 10, 2019