tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.

by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014

Tweeting for Attention

It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?

Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.

by JPhilleh September 24, 2011

Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.

jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

tweet candy

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Horizontal Tweet

Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.

@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.

This is a horizontal tweet.

by richandcreamy May 13, 2009

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010