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Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!
Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!
by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025
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Trojan Condom

When two people having sex cum so much the condom pops
"Yo Dan, Did you hear about Richards trojan condom last night?"
by urban dick dick 6 9 March 25, 2022
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Trojan Footjob

When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
A new frat just moved in down the street. I'm gonna introduce myself with a Trojan footjob.
by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022
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trojan baby

When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
by Timstauder January 2, 2017
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Trojan Pussy

Slang for when a male pretends to be and dresses as a girl, aka a "trap"
I think my "girlfriend" has a trojan pussy, but i'm not sure.
by Blabber_Mouth December 4, 2018
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Trojan Warrior

Another term for a cockblocker, since you tryna go raw in this badd bitch you pullin cuz she THAT fine. They fuckin up the nut (like a Trojan condom).
*Isaiah cocksblock John from gettin wit this bad bitch Maddie*

*John brings Isaiah to the side*

*Isaiah*: “Dude. Get yo trojan warrior ass the fuck outta here. You fuckin up the play.”
by 1ksoss June 1, 2023
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Trojan Pussy

"Mate, that 'chicks' got a trojan pussy and you know it"
by Hotrodjack99 December 4, 2018
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