tossin your own salad

performing oral sex on your self

you cant get none if you must toss your own salad

by shel rizza June 10, 2006

tossin bods

Getting into a fight with someone, usually as a joke. Any more serious fighting is known as throwing down.

John: Dude me and Jack were tossin bods yesterday.
Steve: Sweet.
John: I know, it was downright hardcore.

by wincharoni and cheese April 29, 2010

Tosing

The opposite of twinning.

To get rejected by two girl at the same time.

Dude, he was so tosing with those twins over there.

He tried to get both of us and we bounced; what a toser.

by joyseyxshoawx September 8, 2011

Toshing

The act of behaving heterosexual one day, then homosexual the next, with the intent of confusing people about your sexuality.

Is Joe straight or gay? He was acting pretty straight yesterday but today he's acting like a total flamer!

Yeah Joe loves toshing. He thinks it's really funny.

by Papa Jobu November 1, 2013

tossin the biscuits

jacking off, to masterbate, to play with yourself

hey man, heard he got caught tossin the biscuits!

by sookiejane July 3, 2012

Luct Tissington

Awww, propa great mate.. love her to bits!!!

lUcy is a cute'n, best mate a girl could have, eeeeeevvvvvvveeeeerrrr

by EEEmily Horrockso January 20, 2005

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010