Torpedo

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.

"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"

by jayrodmurderface June 29, 2017

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space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

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Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.

Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.

by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

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Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.

I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

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alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

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(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

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