Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.
1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022
Get the Temporal Torpedo mug.(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
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Get the torpedo tail mug.A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.
Clyde: Dude that burn was a total Torpedo.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
Dale: Yeah man, did you see the faces of the ones who figured it out?
Clyde: Totally. It was a beautiful sight watching their smiles fade in realization.
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