I was sitting on the crapper after a long meeting at work, when out came an idea. I truly had a "Toilet Epiphany".
by bluelinebrotha December 13, 2009
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Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
Man 2: "Had to take a lengthy dump, and now my underwear's rubbing against my toilet hickey"
by Russell H October 3, 2009
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The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
by Spordiac July 21, 2011
Get the Toilet Bowl Acoustics mug.T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...
1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."
1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"
A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"
A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N
by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012
Get the Toilet seat necklace mug.Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
by Itellunow July 31, 2016
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2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)
by SDoodle June 27, 2016
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When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet
When one takes a gravity bong hit out of a toilet
"Richie you're going to get aids if you keep ripping toilet geebs"
" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂
" yo dude wanna skip class and go to the bathroom and do some toilet Geebs" 😂
by Geebfest2017 September 28, 2017
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