Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

if mangle wasn't mangled
damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children
damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children
friend:"hey what are you looking at
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend
by bean_the_gay_weeb February 5, 2021

Quite a few members of the Bush regime are repulsive goy toys.
That call-girl's book is being massively hyped in the liberal media as if she's the new Hunter Thompson, but it's really only due to the smear-jobs she did on some critics of Israel; what a shameless goy toy!
That call-girl's book is being massively hyped in the liberal media as if she's the new Hunter Thompson, but it's really only due to the smear-jobs she did on some critics of Israel; what a shameless goy toy!
by seyss-inquart February 17, 2008

by Ver_Sa_Ce November 15, 2017

Toys Hill, situated in north kent, is a lovely countryside villiage, most notable for its sssi woodland, protected by the national trust who will not hesitate to shank any mans who dare to snap twigs off listed trees. The average age of TH citizens is 65; of around 2000 residents there is about 5 breres under 20 years of age. It is home to the THC crew, renound for their love of the dank sticky-icky shit, native to the surrounding decidious woodlands. THC now has only a mere four breres, due to homies of the realm getting gunned down by Tatters waste-mans back in '02. THC brederins have a united hatred of the arch-namesis foes of the T-side Massive of Tatsfield, engaged in gang wars for precious TN16 turf since the dawn of existance. THC-gang members are easily recognised by their orange bandannas under purple flatcaps, timberlands, and their carrying or mac-lls and brass knuckles.
Tatters waste-man 1: look its the THC kingpin, from toys hill, quick grab your glock and fight for tatsfield glory!
Tatters waste-man 2: nah alow it man, iv nearly reached level 69 on WOW, plus my cornmeal is almost finished simmering
Tatters waste-man 2: nah alow it man, iv nearly reached level 69 on WOW, plus my cornmeal is almost finished simmering
by thorin oakenshield July 12, 2007

by AcidTripMan December 7, 2013
