A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
by Chiplove November 3, 2011
Get the Chipotle Syndromemug. When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
Get the Tomfaraone Syndromemug. Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?
Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.
I always knew she was a night rider.
Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.
I always knew she was a night rider.
by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019
Get the Kerker Syndromemug. The "dota syndrome" is basically a form of fear for change that the individual fights at first but after a time grows accustomed to and even starts to enjoy.
The term comes from the action-rpg game DotA, which is regularly updated in different "versions" by it's sole developer Icefrog. In some of those versions, very major changes are made to the game that might effect the very core of the gameplay. When the changelog for such a version is released, many fans tend to complain about the changes before they've actually tried it (called "theorycrafting"). After a few days however, pretty much all of the people who previously complained have adapted to the changes and realised they were for the best. Then a few months afterwards, a new version is released and the pattern repeats itself.
The term comes from the action-rpg game DotA, which is regularly updated in different "versions" by it's sole developer Icefrog. In some of those versions, very major changes are made to the game that might effect the very core of the gameplay. When the changelog for such a version is released, many fans tend to complain about the changes before they've actually tried it (called "theorycrafting"). After a few days however, pretty much all of the people who previously complained have adapted to the changes and realised they were for the best. Then a few months afterwards, a new version is released and the pattern repeats itself.
I can't believe they've changed the taste of my favourite soda!
Don't worry about it, you're just suffering from dota syndrome. You will never notice the difference soon enough.
Don't worry about it, you're just suffering from dota syndrome. You will never notice the difference soon enough.
by Khaar April 10, 2011
Get the Dota syndromemug. People that post statuses on facebook just to get sympathy from all their followers. You can generally spot these people by having three statuses in a row that talk about bad things happening to them. It's very similar to Munchausen disease, but the sympathy comes from comments people reply to their posts.
by dazed66 June 18, 2013
Get the chimjersen syndromemug. Hadu Ras Alla Syndrom - When a group of females manage to talk about several subjects at one time and create so much clatter and can annoy the most patient person alive to the point of insanity.
by Chalie Zozu August 7, 2009
Get the HRA Syndromemug. A condition caused by holding Fuckcoin for an extended period of time, Fuckcoin Syndrome is characterized by specific symptoms that arise following the denial of an all-time high, typically occurring around the sixth year of the market's stagnant and crab-like price action.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
Individuals affected by this condition may exhibit irrational behavior, anger, psychosis, and occasionally show signs resembling schizophrenia, such as pattern recognition and auditory hallucinations. While they are generally harmless when left undisturbed, they can potentially display unpredictable and extreme violence when triggered.
Dr. Tan Yao Hui was the first to predict Fuckcoin Syndrome three years prior to its manifestation within the members of the CryptoCharts Discord server. According to revelations experienced by the group's shaman, the only perceived cure for Fuckcoin Syndrome is a mind melting rally to a new all-time high. The situation is dire, time is running out, and the impact of the syndrome is spreading. Will Fuckcoin rise from its current state? The answer may be revealed within the next two years.
My brother has fuckcoin syndrome; he went all into fuckcoin and it crabbed for the better part of a decade.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
I have fuckcoin, and I have fuckcoin syndrome.
Fuckcoin did me dirty; it gave me fuckcoin syndrome.
by level2 May 26, 2023
Get the fuckcoin syndromemug.