A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.
by GoudyGodKing July 28, 2018
Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
Worst team in Colombian football history. the only have won the tournament 9 times what da fuck man. not like America which are a fucking calidad
by divertido casi January 26, 2017
Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile
She’s a hard worker who does her best
She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story
But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible
She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute
Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors
She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend
Respect her boundaries!
She’s a hard worker who does her best
She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story
But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible
She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute
Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors
She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend
Respect her boundaries!
by Molkymonkey January 08, 2025
An amazing beautiful girl that wants to have a good life and she won’t let anybody get in the way of it. She is very hot all the boys like her.
by Lime squeeze March 05, 2019
A word for top-shelf weed from california, famous for its pleasant high, great taste and high thc-content. It was made famous in Europe through hip-hop. Real Cali is extremely expensive due to high quality and sheer hype and risky import process and is almost impossible to get unless you smuggle it yourself.
If your plug is selling Cali it's:
a. Spanish Cali, which is good weed but not worth the Cali price.
b. Some mid af pack that you just bought for 3x the normal price.
c. PGR weed that looks great but will fuck you up. Not in a good way.
a. Spanish Cali, which is good weed but not worth the Cali price.
b. Some mid af pack that you just bought for 3x the normal price.
c. PGR weed that looks great but will fuck you up. Not in a good way.
by ilovedrugs420 April 16, 2024
cali.where do i start? she’s a very kind, sweet, gorgeous, funny, perfect, and amazing role model. she is the definition of perfect. she can make you laugh in the darkest and lowest of the lows. she can make you smile in one look. she has a smile that can light up a whole room. she is an angel from heaven and a true blessing to this world. she is friends with everyone and is a peace maker. allthough she can be sassy she can stop drama in a blink of an eye. she is very hard to describe because she’s so amazing. you should find a Cali in your life! She will be loyal. She’ll always have your back, she’ll never spill tea about you and she will shut down all the false gossip about you. she can be the best kind of protective with the people she loves and when she loves someone, she makes sure they know she loves them. she can make you feel so loved and appreciated in life and can stop a girl from killing herself. you should find a Cali as for she is the most loyal, kind, big hearted, sweet, funny, and amazing person I know. I love you Cali
Girl 1: Hey do you see Cali over there?
Girl 2: Yeah she’s a real eye catcher!
Girl 1: we should try and be her friend!
Girl 2: yes she is very kind
Girl 1: she’s perfect!
hailee: she’s my best friend and i can tell you one thing, she’s amazing.
Girl 2: Yeah she’s a real eye catcher!
Girl 1: we should try and be her friend!
Girl 2: yes she is very kind
Girl 1: she’s perfect!
hailee: she’s my best friend and i can tell you one thing, she’s amazing.
by hailee marie :)) March 02, 2019