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laundry turtle steamship

when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts
woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?
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laundry room

A slang term referring to the small room in call of duty that consists of washing and drying machines. Key term used in the classic mini game cops and robbers to scare the cops.
Cop: “Where is everyone?”
Robber *whispering*: “ laundry room ”
by Jake22222222 March 21, 2019
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Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.
Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.
by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011
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Laundry nigga

A black person, who still lives with their parents at the age of at least 25 and does the laundry all the time.
-Yo, f*ck you dude!
-Shut your mouth, or I’ll tell everyone that you’re a laundry nigga!
-Please don’t.
by Anonymous569223 April 25, 2020
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depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it
I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.
by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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