unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.
"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.
Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.
by dude who fucks March 31, 2022
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friendship-threesome

1. having a threesome with your friends aka friends with benefits
2. friend group of 3
"hey, you guys down for a friendship-threesome?"
"just say your horny David, no one says 'friendship-threesome'."
"Andy, I know you've been bottoming the most lately but don't take that out on David."
by mmm...chicken January 16, 2021
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Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.
I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!
by Zctr December 08, 2024
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florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.
by Thornbrier August 25, 2017
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French Threesome

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.
"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"
by TheOnionQueen September 08, 2021
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Floridian Threesome

When you have a threesome with a guy and an alligator.
I just had a Floridian Threesome!”
Dude what the fuck.”
by Spickee August 09, 2021
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