Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in

Damn, I just had a two person threesome

by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024

patty-cake threesome

A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)

"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"

"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."

by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

Cleveland Threesome

When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.

“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”

“What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”

by -=AK=- August 7, 2022

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

MG Threesome

A threesome with a milf and a gilf.

I'm having dinner with this hot chick and her hot mom tonight. They're both digging me. I'm most definitely having a MG Threesome!

by The Bota King April 9, 2020

Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.

STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME

by Undertale Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° July 3, 2021