the patch of cum that stays on the skin for a long period of time either after a man ejaculates on himself or someoine else, which causes it to dry. once the skin is stretched out, you can feel the skeet pulling the skin.
After having sex with my girlfriend, I skeeted on her but waited too long to help her wipe up. It dried up so when she went to get up, it created a dry stretch. She wasn't too thrilled.
by NoPantsCass April 24, 2011
1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 01, 2015
by Talented81 July 30, 2015
Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?
Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
by Banana Hammie May 05, 2020
by Pavkovm February 17, 2015
A versatile term that can mean homosexual intercourse or to fight someone depending on how it's used.
by 10 Penny September 30, 2023
It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.
by ksoze720 June 01, 2019