invisible rhino

The explanation for what is really happening when a woman appears to fart. As we all know, women don't fart, so whenever it seems that a woman has farted, what you've really experienced is an invisible rhino fart.
Bobby: Susan totally just farted!!

Billy: Bobby, women don't fart. That was an invisible rhino.
by Aphik April 11, 2011
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rhino tilt

on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances
Dude, he went on rhino tilt when I told him about how I banged his mom the other night.
by Cleatus Jenkins September 30, 2010
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rhino shit

A massive amount of shit in your toilet that wont go down when flushed
Man my toilet sure did take a beating from my rhino shit toilet shit
by Thorndaddy96 March 09, 2017
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rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED
girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open
by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019
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Filthy Rhino

Using the contents of her cat's litter box to lubricating dat fat, stanky snatch. Then you 1) grab a roll of duct tape, 2) find her obscenely large dildo, 3) strap that shit to yo face, and 4) get a running start and kamikaze dat fat juicy thunt.
Guy 1: "Yo, last week I met this crazy bitch at the bar..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, how was she?"
Guy 1: "She made me Filthy Rhino her..."
Guy 2: "What the hell is that?!"
Guy 1: "She won't have to clean her litter box for another week... Don't ask."
by FluffyWalrus February 04, 2014
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weeping rhino

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.
dude, Me and Melissia did the Weeping Rhino last night.
by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017
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Rhino Lining.

When a man is taking a shit and another man starts making out with him.
I was taking a s*** and then I got Rhino lining.
by Bbonemoney September 18, 2020
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