pug bitch

some nasty whore who puts her ass out for anything, will drool over everyone, with an ugly face.

"son i can't let you date her because shes a pug bitch."
"but dad i've been seeing her for a while now."
"Son don't tell me you're a pug bitch too."

by asslikethatdontfitinjeans September 3, 2014

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

maggie the pug

Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world

I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!

by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

Pug taco

Crazy person(s) that are so crazy that they are just meant to be your friends!

Omg! You’re my pug taco, bestie!

by YourBoyKai June 16, 2021

Pug

A fucked up dog

yo bro ur dog is such a pug

by TheRealYemen July 26, 2018

Pug burrito

A very kind and loving leopard gecko also on laurdiy/Alex wassabi's channel of a despasito remix

I have a dope Pug burrito

by Taco <3 unicorns August 18, 2018