ez pooh

A toxic term used to say "skill issue", or "easy" to name a few. It's origin isn't truly known down to the exact spot, though it has been passed around a bit, though.

Person 1: bro this dude is a tryhard
Tryhard: ez pooh ;-;
Person 2: lmao

by ASillyOlGoober July 25, 2023

fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

Pooh baby

Someone that can’t handle smoking da za(weed).

🥷🏾:You a pooh baby
🤦🏾 ♀️:wym?
🥷🏾:you can’t handle tht weed

by Whodunit.lol February 11, 2023

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

Pooh Trash

When something is disappointing, not up to your standards, or when things aren’t exactly going your way.

They’re cutting hours at academy. Damn that’s Pooh trash.

by Zandyce November 5, 2018

pooh-pay

The most amazingly lovable female dog ever, yo! Masters name is probably robbie or daniel and usually refers to him as daddy. Is usually well behaved but make mistakes sometime, but who does'nt? Has blackish/dark brownish hair and is of the lap/shepard mix variety! But this dog is no mutt, just unique. Pooh-pay's never like to sleep alone and like to run around in grave yards. And sometimes push their masters wife off the bed, but she still loves the dog because no one could not love a pooh-pay.

"Darn it pooh-pay is running around in the grave yard!"
"Pooh-pay loves her daddy!"

by the wife... ;) February 3, 2012