A photo of you drying your hair with a hairdryer from a really low angle. Your legs must be showing in the photo. Your private parts must be hidden.
by Ming Prongley September 17, 2021

by Clorox B January 7, 2017

This is the poseur's skiing trip (the one where the man with no face at the drive thru served her kids french fries), this is her scuba trip, this is her college graduation, this is all highlight reel stuff frame by frame instead of projected as a continuous motion picture. A poseur photo album if I ever saw one.
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

SNIPER PHOTO; A photograph taken of a subject to be used against them from so far away, the subject has no idea they are being photographed in a compromising situation.
by theaccusersgift September 30, 2012

Normally candid photography refers to a style of taking unstaged photos. For some reason the freaks on the internet decided "a candid photo" means porn now tough.
by veribikbadboiii August 2, 2025

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat
Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!
Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side
Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking
Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !
Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !
Holly - Hay who's got my top ?
Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !
Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?
Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !
Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh
Dave - Holly your top is right behind you
Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?
Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike
Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners
Bob - Oh Shit Never fails
Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010

The nostalgia-inducing photo you take with someone you just had sex with.
Your clothes are back on, but it's usually on your bed or in the car where it happened, so people can tell.
Your clothes are back on, but it's usually on your bed or in the car where it happened, so people can tell.
"Kent kept a trophy photo of him and Bailey with her hair all messed up, the two of them sitting on his bed."
by xtorch January 1, 2024
