mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich March 04, 2018

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Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 16, 2022

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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 07, 2018

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mayonnaise head

Dirty ass Mexican

Stupid ass mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 15, 2015

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Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018

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