THE DIRTY TELEPHONE

When u SKEET in a girls Mouth and stick a dick in her ear just like the olden telephones

Woah QUINCY was given THE DIRTY TELEPHONE after giving head

by Francis Rivas December 15, 2006

The Dirty Thing

When you stick your finger in your belly button or another persons belly button and thrust in and out.

"Bro can I just do the dirty thing?"

"Soo this person walked up to me and did the dirty thing..."

by Shnigs August 29, 2017

the dirty wertsie

The act of stick a pretzel up your ass and eating it.

Floyd did the dirty wertsie for only five dollars.

by bob jones March 19, 2005

The Dirty Crayon

When you do a girl in the ass then pull out with some shit on your dick. You then proceed to use your dick like a crayon and draw a fun picture on her back.

"My girl loves it when I give her the dirty crayon."

by Felix Maloy January 12, 2009

The Dirty Nugget

A quadriplegic prostitute who--after falling out of her wheelchair--engages in a recreation of "Two Girls One Cup."

"I was searching for lesbian double penetration pornography when I stumbled upon a video containing a Dirty Nugget."

"The Dirty Nugget appeared to be in high spirits when she was bukkaked by wave of shit."

by BDNforLife May 2, 2010

The Dirty Dutchman Trifecta

This is a sexual act involving three woman laying down in the shape of a triangle. The first woman menstrates into the second woman's mouth. The second woman then chokes up the menstration through her nose into the third woman's anus. The third woman then squirts the menstration from her anus back into the first woman's vagina.

"Instead of putting your finger down your throat to throw up, just grab a few chicks and tell 'em to try out the dirty dutchman trifecta. That should do the trick."

by Joseph Von Hedberg October 22, 2008

THE DIRTY BUMBLE BEE

While recieveing a blow job... secretly shit in one hand and wait till she makes eye contact and starts to hmmm, then BAM!! SMACK YOUR PARTNER IN THE FACE WITH IT! and say "SURPRISE!!" often causeing a disgruntled look on her face to arise. Also may result in the dirty reversal.

" urgg.. uh.. hmm... Ya uh see.. last night.. urgg.. uh hmm.. ya i was like whith this girl i met at the pool and man she left all of a sudden and all i did was smack the dirty bumble bee on her face."

by UHohs August 17, 2006