Death

Expression of disappointment when something doesn't go according to plan.

My dicktit operation was a complete failure. Death!

by John Dogg August 18, 2003

Death

The only thing that will ever be certain in life. (After birth.)

"Death is the only answer."

by X-Box Xeno May 22, 2015

Death

The excuse you use when you don't want to go to work

GUY FROM WORK: your husband wasn't here at work today >:(
WIFE: He is death
GUY FROM WORK: HECK NAH KEEP HIM HOME KEEP HIM HOME

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

death

the best thing ever

"im gonna death"
"luckyyyy"

by Common Millenial June 2, 2018

Death

when ur bleeding out of your uterus. You don’t have any chocolate, pizza rolls, or ice cream, and your boyfriend isn’t answering u or providing the attention that u crave.

“oh my god, this is death!” “death is great”

by breyakoehnke June 17, 2018

Death

Death is a large part of life,and most people like it.
Suicide is death committing it is like having suicide,and one of the most bloodiest was doing it in front of a live TV audience.
"1. Blowing your head off on live TV.
In July 1974, Florida morning TV talk-show chatterbox Christine Chubbuck announced to her viewers, “In keeping with Channel 40’s policy of bringing you the latest in blood and guts, and in living color, you are going to see another first—attempted suicide.” She then pulled out a revolver and shot a bullet into her skull. (See also “R. Budd Dwyer.” Actually, don’t see that footage if you can avoid it, because you’ll never erase it from your brain.)".This data is from thought catalog.
Homocide,Now you all know about XxxTentacionxxX and more.here is one more bloody murder its absolute ###########################.So yeah just yeah.
anyway death is disgusting but I hope you enjoy it!

Death

by psun3 July 1, 2018

Death

The one thing I crave 🙃

Hello I have experienced at death said the man. The girl laughed and smiled joyfully," Boy oh boy I wish that was me!"

by GeeohgoshIwanttokillmyself May 6, 2018