The Wifey Council

Wifey council, is a group of friends who are platonically married to each other. They are made up of 11 people who are Aki, Kima, Dinki, Uni, Pop, Mushi, Shy, Vistii, Buni, Halo, and Jay. Half of the Wifey council are part of a minecraft smp called the "Council SMP" in which there is a peaceful (chaotic) environment as many start to build their homes and structures. The wives of the council can often be found in a vc in their discord being crackheads. Their discord also includes other familial members such as their mothers, father, and side hoes, who can sometimes also be found in vcs.

Person 1: Have you seen the members of the wifey council? They're some of the coolest people it's so hard to get in!
Person 2: Right?? I hope I get picked as a side hoe at least :(

by aki_ November 11, 2020

Council limo

A term used for buses in Lothian that used to be owned by the council

I don't need a lift home, I'm just gonna get the council limo home

by rbrascal January 20, 2011

Council Lube

a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.

him - "lets have anal sex"

Her - "but we havent got any lube!"

him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"

him - *spits in hand*

by unclebob1923 January 19, 2010

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by InterpersonalCommunication March 4, 2025

The Council

A group of sick cunts

"Hey did you see how sexy Joe is"

"Yeah it's because he is the leader of the council"

by Cod_lequis1 March 12, 2021

The Council Of

The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.

When the council convenes.

The twat: “ah the council of meets again”

The goofy lad: “stfu”

Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)

The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”

by Sollis February 3, 2023

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021