Alabama Syndrome 

Usally occurs in inbred individuals, symptoms include: long toes the size of a finger, yellow or green toes, the occasional black toe. Mostly seen in neotrix videos or the occasional foot pornography.

“Dude what’s wrong with your toes!?”
“I was just diagnosed with Alabama Syndrome”
“I knew you were inbred.”

Alabama Syndrome by kkkhloe July 23, 2018

Gay syndrome 

When straight people are gay and they don’t know it.

First guy: Do you want to go to the gym?

Second guy: Nah Bro let’s play basketball

Third guy to the first: I think he got gay syndrome

Gay syndrome by hodenkobold March 11, 2021

Assipal syndrome 

is used towards ones who always complain because they think that their opinion and they are most important. Commonly are creeping, infantile and sometimes are backstabbing. They also may use =) and those.

assipal syndrome

Assipal syndrome by rain97 April 24, 2022

cat shit dick syndrome 

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

cat shit dick syndrome by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

post-concert syndrome 

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

post-concert syndrome by C. Hunter May 3, 2012

Last Text Syndrome 

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

Last Text Syndrome by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Paul Lynde Syndrome 

When some one is completely clueless about another indivuals homosexuality.

"how can she not know your gay?"
"She suffers from an acute case of Paul Lynde Syndrome."

Paul Lynde Syndrome by razerwolf July 13, 2012