a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.
by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011
A person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a "swiss army mouth".
Man #1: Hey, did you see that waitress? She's got huge cans!
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
Man #2: Yeah, but she's clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
by Alyoyo August 09, 2011
by Steve Pecorini September 26, 2010
1.A romantic relationship between two people in which one person does not always act like him/herself, and the other half tries to peacefully help him/her be him/herself no matter what other people do or say. One person in the relationship wants the other one to be their real self all the time, and not always conform to what others do/wear/etc.
2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
2.One person in the relationship is struggling with his/her inner self but is trying to peacefully cope with these problems, since that could interfere with the relationship with the other person.
1. Dashboard Confessional sings the song "The Swiss Army Romance."
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
2. The lyrics of "The Swiss Army Romance" help to understand the definition.
by Molly August 07, 2004
by grubfaerie April 28, 2009
A penis like a Swiss Army knife tool with the penis being the base. Comes with every tool you can imagine
Dyllan has a Swiss army penis
by 96DigBick April 30, 2018
the ability to use your hand for masturbation. You can mold your hand into any shape of vagina in which you please. Experts have the ability to use both hands and form a tight, makeshift vagina/asshole.
I was bored in the parking lot so I pulled out my swiss army vagina and ended up creaming all over the steering wheel.
by Gonz!!! May 08, 2009