Sergio is an amazing dude. He is funny, and popular, but will always include everyone. Even though he might not seem like it, he is very caring, and loves everybody equally. They're very athletic and handsome, but they don't know it. He will always put others before himself, so be careful and make sure he takes care of himself. You're very lucky if you know a Sergio.
by bomb?!?! October 28, 2019
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On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
by ReverseJ May 24, 2018
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History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
by The Mudslider June 11, 2006
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2. So JJ and Killa arent friends anymore. Yea, killa serged him for credit cards and a new copy of GTA IV. Thats cold blooded.
2. So JJ and Killa arent friends anymore. Yea, killa serged him for credit cards and a new copy of GTA IV. Thats cold blooded.
by KillaCole April 29, 2008
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Get the sergatronic mug.A snerger is a man(usually middle-aged) who obtains delight from sniffing the bicycle saddles of (usually young) females.
Lucy knew the college principal was a secret snerger and decided to set a trap by sprinkling her saddle with freshly ground black pepper shortly before he did his daily tour of the bike sheds.
by Tom Danby July 30, 2007
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