Sweater Mastiffs

Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.

Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.

Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!

by Dick Buttcus October 20, 2018

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.

Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Sweater Jets

Particularly appealing women's breats. Usually very large in size.

check out the sweater jets on that broad.

I titty fucked the shit out of those sweater jets last night!

by stumpsjr October 23, 2009

Sharing Sweaters

Slang for "docking". The act of two men shoving the head of their dicks into each others foreskin while mutually masturbating.

I love sharing sweaters, it gets me so hot.

by sigoy December 5, 2012

Sweater Throat

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.

" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"

by hellofool123 October 22, 2011

Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009