Swear Meerkat

Someone who sticks their neck put and pulls an expression whenever they hear a swear word at a house party.

Garry: "did you see the way she was looking when Chris said the word cunt?"
Vince: "yeah mate that katie is a proper swear meerkat"

by TheDevil'sAdvocate December 11, 2021

bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 12, 2021

on swear

sort of like “on god” and “swear” mixed together

i’m not doing this shit on swear

by theogmilkman May 16, 2022

swearing

THIS UNHOLY THING THAT SHOULD BECOME A CRIME! IF YOU SWEAR YOU ARE ON DRUGS
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

example of swearing
me: walks around with my friend
my friend: gets hit in the head with a football
my friend: F***K
me: excuse me that was very unholy

by EndermanPlayzz May 28, 2022

swears

used in place of I swear or ong

Tyler: Bro don't you think Chic-filet should close down?
Me: yh fr bro "swears"

by kays ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ April 11, 2022

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022

Stinky swear

When one swears upon the most holiest and sacred honours

Yo Mike said he gave that guy a rusty trombone, I asked for a pinky swear, he gave a stinky swear

by JustinJected February 5, 2022