Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.

I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.

by valleymd April 16, 2010

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.

Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?

by Dinokid July 14, 2013

couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013

concrete surfing

surfing on concrete aka skateboarding or longboarding.

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!

by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016

joke surf

To take someone else's joke and add to it in order to create a running joke. This is done repeatedly by Dara O'Briain on Mock The Week but has been observed on several other panel shows including Have I Got News For You. It also happens on The Last Leg, particularly by Josh Widdicombe.

You are just a joke surfer Dara.

by Myriadicus June 5, 2016

Poseidon Surfing

When you're sitting on a small toilet and you start to piss, the piss sprays back on you. Only happens for boys, or toilets with no water for girls eg: planes.

"The hotel in Romania had such a fucking small toilet bowl, pissing was like Poseidon Surfing.
"Any time I take a shit, Poseidon always decides to go surfing!"

by Lamb Sauce January 18, 2018