When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017
Get the Suprise Breakfast mug.When a man is losing his virginity, and he ejaculates at the sheer thought of losing it, a couple seconds after feeling the vag with his penis. This sudden burst of premature-ejaculation is known as a "Newbie Suprise"
Brad: Hey budd, what did you do this weekend?
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
Newbz: I finaly fucked my girl
Brad: Well, howd it go?
Newbz: Newbie suprised on that bitch, it sucked!
by newbiesupriser93 April 25, 2009
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"I heard you had sex with her"
"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"
"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"
"I dont want to talk about it."
"Umm yes...yes indeed i did...but I got the Yogurt Suprise when I was about to bust"
"Haha thats fucking gross bro. Was it messy"
"I dont want to talk about it."
by xST0NERx 420 January 7, 2012
Get the Yogurt Suprise mug.when fucking a girl doggystyle, right before you are about to cum, give her a charlie horse up the ass. Swiftly move at ninjaspeed in front of her and slap her with your extremely sharp penis while you cum on her face leaving a shuriken shaped mark on her face. Proceed to leave the room QUICKLY by setting off smoke bombs and blending in with the enviroment.
by stteeeeeeeel December 28, 2007
Get the ninja suprise mug.a man and a woman covered in mud find a hibernating bear and they have sex with it they then run into town totally naked screaming "I had sex with a bear!" then they go swimming in a pool of lemonade
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
Get the sleeping suprise mug.Hey man, can you get me some suprise?"; I was so suprised when I got to work today."; "I am throwing a suprise party."
by ulti-nexus December 7, 2010
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