shadey strider

A niké.

That's all ther is to it.

SHADEY STRIDER: have you seen my purse?
DAVE STRIDER: * best btother ever * shut up nike

by TheBestBigBrotherEver December 2, 2013

four stripes

1)An irreverent name for any airline captain bc of the total number of stripes worn on his/her shirt. Usually also wears scrambled eggs on the skipper hat as well.
2) Not to be confused with three stripes, who is the first officer and has no scrambled eggs on his/her hat.

Flight attendants talking after take off: "Did you hear that? Did you feel that? Trust me, that was no cargo shift like four stripes in the cockpit said.....and we are three hours over the pond and he is just now sending back three stripes to check out the vibrations in the back galley? And now we find out from the tower in Amsterdam that the engine cover blew on take off and landed on the beach of the North Sea?" "Way to go FOUR STRIPES!!!"

by FlyGirl December 29, 2013

eagle stripes

Getting fucked while on heat flashes

I eagle stripes Mackenzie

by Bobbling1245 December 30, 2013

Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon

The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other

by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015

Jockin stride

the act of taking a jock strap to your leg, hindering your stride

Tim: "Yo man i was runnin around in the locker room with everyone before football..."

Jim: "And?"

Tim: "Tyler was totally jockin stride, he hit me and Jack with his jock strap. Didn't run right for the rest of practice" :(

by reklawnave August 10, 2014

Racing stripes

When your passenger in a vehicle pukes out the window while moving leaving streaks of puke down the car.

I laughed so hard while cleaning the racing stripes off my car the next morning.

by General Dismay December 22, 2017

Floppy Stripes

Floppy Stipes I was so drunk when I had sex with that chick last night. I can't for the life of me remember her name all I remembered seeing was Floppy toys coming out of a striped shirt.

Hey Bruh did you get with that Floppy Stripes chick again or what?

by That As whole ya know August 24, 2018