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Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
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Stretch Style's

Is a person on the make, or a hustler. Usually from the street's, like a street punk (PUNK ROCK) hardcore individual.
Usually heavily tattooed and speak's in slang.
Live's life day to day like it was the last. No fear and does not care. This person blend's in a crowd when needed and is all way's under minded. Gang oriented and street smart. Usually violent and will attack with out notice. Like's loud music and easy women. Liquor is a pass time, you can find these individual's in the big city.
I seen stretch style's on the block today!!!
by Drifter13 July 31, 2011
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Streecher

Slang term for an Aussie. Comes from the word Ostrich, which sounds like Aussie. Is used when a bogan is around but you don't want them to know what you really think about them. Sometimes shortened to streech
Bob: Farrrrkkk Ben is such a Streecher
Jason: He is the biggest bogan I know
by Dr.Noobicles October 23, 2011
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Screechie

1. A shit stain(s) found in someones underpants that resemble tire marks.
2. A once popular Jamaican/Reggae dance move.
1. I decided not to have sex with him after I saw the huge screechie in his boxers.
2. I was so embarrassed at the party because everyone knew how to do the screechie except for me.
by Royce Bey July 1, 2016
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Stretch Wep

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.
"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"
by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017
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Stretchgasm

The intense feeling of pleasure through out the body while stretching.
Dude I think I just had an stretchgasm
by Chri8801 June 12, 2018
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Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.
"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"
by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018
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