lamb stew

A sudden bout of incontrovertible diarrhea, most often suffered by a lone bushman with poor culinary agency. Old Australian slang, still used in parts of New South Wales - a minor cultural phenomenon in the earlier part of the twentieth century due to references contained in the bush poetry of Henry Lawson popular at the time. With no known cure for dysentery existing at the time, this particular colloquialism had a sinister connotation since lost with the adoption of greater methods of preserving hygiene.

'He caught upon his bow,
A heartily spooned fondue.
No' where, no' way, no' how,
He felt a 'beefed lamb stew.'

- Excerpt from Henry Lawson's "Hymns from the wilds of Beechboro"

by Sakhalinskii July 7, 2010

Wank stew

When you're so high and you green out while ejaculating and your cum looks and tastes like stew

Caolan got so zoinked that he had a wank stew

by Ruajohn February 12, 2019

Rainbow Stew

irish pussy slosh. not the good kind either. like really really bad not even like the fun gay rainbow way. bad doggy pussy smelling irish pussy slosh. rainbow stew.

i was down at the tavern with me lads and this woman wreaked of rainbow stew

by pussyass_boi July 6, 2021

cammy stew

perform an amazing sexual act

omg u took me like cammy stew

by matey_boy01 May 18, 2009

Pirate's Stew

A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.

Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!

by El Beano December 12, 2010

Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015

cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008