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Steven is a puss filled hemorrhoid.
Steven is very irritating and gets on people's nerves.
Steven likes animals for sex. Specially rabbits and sheep.
Steven is a genital wart.
Woman - My ass has been itching a lot lately.
Doctor - Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid also called a Steven

Farmer John - I saw that guy having sex with my sheep
Farmer Joe - Sounds like he was pulling a Steven.
Steven by TheEnglishProfessor January 24, 2018
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Steven is a jack ass when it come’s to sharing
Steven by James troman November 6, 2018
A retarded monkey donkey looking guy with one nut messed up hair and is unathletic
Steven by Ernie ramos November 8, 2018
Damn Steven is so gay.
Steven by Supdddddd January 30, 2018
Steven by EatAss.exe September 4, 2016
A horrible peice shit who sucks on wee wee. Can go die
Gotta be a steven don’t you?
Steven by Egotistical biotch May 31, 2019
A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.
"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"
Steven by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016