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Steven is a puss filled hemorrhoid.
Steven is very irritating and gets on people's nerves.
Steven likes animals for sex. Specially rabbits and sheep.
Steven is a genital wart.
Woman - My ass has been itching a lot lately.
Doctor - Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid also called a Steven

Farmer John - I saw that guy having sex with my sheep
Farmer Joe - Sounds like he was pulling a Steven.
Steven by TheEnglishProfessor January 24, 2018
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Steven is a jack ass when it come’s to sharing
Steven by James troman November 6, 2018
A retarded monkey donkey looking guy with one nut messed up hair and is unathletic
Steven by Ernie ramos November 8, 2018
A very gay man
Damn Steven is so gay.
Steven by Supdddddd January 30, 2018
Steven by EatAss.exe September 4, 2016
A horrible peice shit who sucks on wee wee. Can go die
Gotta be a steven dont you?
Steven by Egotistical biotch May 31, 2019
A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.
"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"
Steven by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016