ryo.pls.step.on.me

the best tiktoker ever all of their content is so high quality i love them sm they are my happiness

you: who’s ur favorite tiktoker

someone:not ryo.pls.step.on.me
you: you suck

by conceited bitch April 24, 2021

step on a frog

(vb) to break or pass wind; to expel air through one's anus; to chuff; to whistle through one's Y-fronts; to let Polly out of prison; to drop one; to let go.....

Aaaaaaaagh! That MINGS! Our Mark's just stepped on a frog- again!!...

Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'

by Blueboy May 7, 2004

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

stepball

A Ball game played against steps, preferably made of concrete and about 4-5 steps high. There are normally 2 players, an outfielder and a batter. The batter would throw a tennis ball directly at the step in an attempt to make it bounce from the steps and fly in the air. The outfielder would attempt to catch the ball to cause an "out". The rules are similar to baseball, except there is no need to run around bases. The base count was determined by the distance the ball traveled and hit the ground after it was thrown into the steps.

"Let's play Stepball!"
"I got my tenni roofed by Johnny because I beat him 5-0 in Stepball."

by Chewy April 1, 2005

Step On My Neck

Saying your (Idol, crush, favorite celebrity) “could step on my neck”.

Means that they could do what ever they please to you.

“Chris Pine could step on my neck any day”
“I would totally let John step on my neck”

by LOTR&HARRYPOTTERSTAN December 21, 2018

step mom

an evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally.

My step mom called me a royal bitch yesterday for no reason at all.

by spiteful_stepdaughter April 18, 2005