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Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.
Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.
by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009
mugGet the Starbucks Bitchmug.

Starbucks 2.0

The meaning of being a tryhard the username Stqrbqcks is someone who tried to hard and failed and continues.
Someone who thinks they act mature but they're the exact opposite they act like I'm so good but then they are toxic rude in their own way.
Someone who doesn't deserve staff anywhere.
by Dishonoring June 18, 2016
mugGet the Starbucks 2.0mug.

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.
by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022
mugGet the Starbucks expressomug.

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.
A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect
by Kapitän December 1, 2020
mugGet the The Starbucks effectmug.

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!
The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning
by sackfucker November 8, 2010
mugGet the Starbucks Lemonademug.

starbucks troll

The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)

Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."

Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.

Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
by TPea September 17, 2017
mugGet the starbucks trollmug.

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.
I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.
by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017
mugGet the Starbucks nosemug.

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