Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.

Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.

by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009

Starbucks Frap

A white female with a north face jacket, leggings and ugg boots on.

Shaquna: "Look at that Starbucks FRAP over there"
*Innocent little Becky walking past"

by Unicorn_Shits November 7, 2015

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

Starbucks Habitue

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.

Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.

by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014

Starbucks nose

A condition caused by repeatedly poking your nose on the little plastic steam vent found on to-go coffee lids.

I had a bad case of starbucks nose after my third psl today.

by Fanny Callahany December 8, 2017

Starbucks 2.0

The meaning of being a tryhard the username Stqrbqcks is someone who tried to hard and failed and continues.
Someone who thinks they act mature but they're the exact opposite they act like I'm so good but then they are toxic rude in their own way.
Someone who doesn't deserve staff anywhere.

-1,Starbucks 2.0

by Dishonoring June 18, 2016

Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022