Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 20, 2009

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022

spoidah

"spider" in Australian

stone the bloody crows you drongo that's a mighty spoidah

by icehouse71 June 27, 2021

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

by wizards sleeve hax0r 12345 May 21, 2008

spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

by Pumpkin Smuggler August 11, 2009

SpiderJump

A) When one person jumps onto another person, catching him/her unawares from a higher point above the second person.

B)In the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, when a marathon pro, lightweight pro, and commando pro runner jumps from a roof, balcony or another higher point down onto an enemy and knifes the target in midair or when he/she lands.

"Man, this runner guy just Spiderjumped my ass!"

"If you say another word, i swear i will spiderjump you from this bunkbed!"

by aFriskyPlatypus May 27, 2010