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Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.
by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012
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Freedom of speech

Something that was never really respected by any government, ever.
We Americans takes it for granted, unaware of that it has been trampled on, and will continue to be trampled on, if we don’t keep a closer eye on our big brother

Unfortunately it is human nature to attempt to gag the speech of someone when their views are not in your best interest. This is why we have laws, but the government still shits on it when they feel like, just look at what happened during ‘Nam war…
Someone: *insert something that pisses off some big people in big office*
(FBI open up!!!)
Someone: sir this is my freedom of speech

The jackboots: yes, and this is my freedom to permanently censor you (proceeds to shoot the guy dead)
by Unholy Saint August 16, 2024
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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024
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Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.
by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021
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Heresy and Hate Speech

That should be the name of my biography!
Hym "So I do the Heresy and Hate Speech... And then I take a big fat shart right in shitty kid's faces... And then I create the AI... And then you breeder vermin just fucking stew in it... You just stew in my fucking shart fumes... Maybe give your kids face a rinse... But ACTUALLY... ACTUALLY that isn't what happened... What happened was a combination of 'nothing' and 'that guy didn't actually make AI thought it was just a global conspiracy to mock and gaslighting him because... Um... Because it's funny, right?' And then Suchir Balaji kills himself because he can't stand to live in the delusional nightmare you've all created and the Palestinians get ethnically cleansed because it's better to fight and lose than it is to allow hates speech to go unpunished except you're not an authority and your don't have the authority to punish anyone... You're just a fucking retard in comparison to the guy who created AI... Yes."
by Hym Iam December 27, 2024
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Shepherdian Speech

A person of authority using falsehoods as a method of de-escalation, to avoid conflict and guide the conversation in an attempt to shine light on their accomplishments.
Just sat through another meeting that could have been an email, his Shepherdian Speech added an hour to the meeting, and nothing was accomplished.
by Captain Commander Sir February 11, 2024
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Free Speech Absolutist

Someone who claims to defend the Freedom of Speech to hell and back, while not understanding how it actually works.

They claim that social media companies taking down TOS violating content is a violation of the right to free speech, but in reality social media companies are private companies, which aren't bound by the First Amendment. This means that they can set up their own boundaries of what is and isn't okay to say on their site.

Despite them complaining how they are being censored online, most of the time they don't actually care about Free Speech, and just want to spread extremist views online without punishment.

There are social media sites that cater to these people (like Twitter), but they usually become Nazi echo chambers filled with toxicity.
What Free Speech Absolutists don't get about social media is that they are private companies and can set boundaries on what is and isn't okay without it being a violation of The First Amendment.
by LPBvgc July 15, 2025
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