by Banana1996 October 16, 2021
Get the Beef Spankmug. by Steve-oChillbro October 26, 2010
Get the seat spankmug. Richard: your a weirdo *keeps talking back*
Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
Karlie: *grabs the glock* then proceeds to spank him with it yelling “blicky spank”
by Juicypussykarlss March 17, 2022
Get the Blicky spankmug. A glamourous boy who's known to masturbate on the spot at the mere sight of another man whilst maintaining his devotion to fashion and the gay lifestyle. A spank dandy likes nothing more than to twirl around the living room of his condo dressed only in his best animal print panties while giving himself the old finger funhouse treatment.
Bro 1: Dude, can you believe that spank dandy just whipped it out and started slapping his meat stick when we passed that homeless man on Main Street? Josh has got to get that shit under control.
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
Bro 2: At least he dresses nice. But what's up with those tight ass pants? I can almost count his nut hairs!
by Chaos_273 September 4, 2015
Get the Spank dandymug. 1. The act of striking a golf ball with great authority and power, typically executed with a driver or fairway metal.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
2. The proper spank also refers to an act associated with sexual foreplay. While the traditional spanking can be perceived as demeaning and condescending, a proper-spank is pleasurable for, and welcomed by the recipient.
Yes, I know I missed that gimee on #10, but let me assure you that I this tee shot will be proper-spanked.
Do you care for a proper-spank?
Do you care for a proper-spank?
by S. Morgenstern July 16, 2007
Get the proper-spankmug. 1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
Get the spank stainmug. To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.
Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.
by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011
Get the Jungle Spankmug.