Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

snot nose

A child. Due to children always having the sniffles or being sick.

That little snot nose brought home the swine flu from school.

by Lucentar79 November 25, 2009

Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Meat Snot

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

Snot laugh

When you laugh so hard that snot comes out of your nose.

It was so funny, I let out a snot laugh.

by Lil Essy May 30, 2020

Dragon snot

The residue left from an angry dragon. A mixture of cum and snot. If hacked and spat becomes dragon spit. May cause dragon breath

You need to sort your nose love, you've got dragon snot

by Peen77 August 6, 2017

snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.

Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.

by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020