An obese girl who is known for knowing men that magically slip from her vagina, into her anal cavity.
by The Lolz-Team January 18, 2009
Get the Snerpstra mug.Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".
Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.
While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.
In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.
Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.
by Buffeteria April 8, 2011
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Any number of gangsters or punk kids, who would rather kill you than have anything to do to you. Often recognizable by their vintage snapbacks.
"Dude, let's cross the street here. There's a sick movie I want you to see."
"Hold up, man. There's a bunch of snaps over there. Let's go to the theater around the corner instead."
"Hold up, man. There's a bunch of snaps over there. Let's go to the theater around the corner instead."
by Whalekid June 4, 2015
Get the Snaps mug.When someone uses one of my lines or jokes, without giving me credit. I tell them not to steal my snaps.
by Mysterray October 27, 2015
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When you love snapchat so much you constantly have to update it with pictures and videos of everything you do.
"Logan was on his phone the whole time we hung out yesterday" . "yeah he really likes to snapsterbate"
by Log_dog_ July 4, 2016
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Billy "Oh jeez it takes ages to go through these god damn stories"
Elliot " Have you tapped the snapshot yet? Gone through mine in like a second!"
Billy "Oh jeez it takes ages to go through these god damn stories"
Elliot " Have you tapped the snapshot yet? Gone through mine in like a second!"
by Poddy December 2, 2016
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