smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.

by Princ. David Pierce June 1, 2018

Social Smoker

someone who smokes infront of groups of people and/or posts pictures of their cigarettes on social media such as snapchat/Instagram stories. Only smoke so people KNOW that they smoke. Only smoke for attention.

Jordan: here comes Ciara with her fake fags

Ashley: did you see her stories last night? Pictures of here fags every other snap

Jordan: she’s such a social smoker,it does my head in

Ciara *lights up cigarette(fag) and puffs a drag without taking it down*

Ashley: and she doesn’t take it down, socialsmokers like that proper piss me off

by sophia_ashbil May 9, 2018

Cock smoker

A small bbq smoker made for smoking penises before cooking them aimed at the hillbilly communities

God dam the bbq penises tasted mighty fine I think I ate 10 of them and it’s all down to my awesome cock smoker mmmmmmm

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

prison smoker

A type of smoking developed by prisoners. When smoking a cigarette without the ashes falling off, leaving a long strain of ashes when done smoking.

Kennet is so cheap he doesn't tap his cigarette, he's such a prison smoker

by kennedyspank February 5, 2018

winky smoker

a girl who tokes bare winkies.

shes such a winky smoker.

by BJWHITE August 20, 2017

smoker's promise

The person who makes the promise believes they can carry through with it but everyone else knows that they probably won't

Smoker's Promise- The classic "I can quit anytime"

by bonito kicker May 1, 2015

Bogey Smoker

Bogey Smokers usually smoke 8 packs of bogeys a day the bogey smoker usually is named Angel Rosario. Angel Rosario is a kid with mental problems he will talk shit about you but then a day later hey wassup what school you going to. But the good thing about bogey smoker is that he came up with the fish jumpshot joke.......

.......He’s still a faggot bogey smoking fucktard who steals his moms credit card to not only buy v bucks but bogeys as well

Guy 1: What’s up bogey smoker

Bogey smoker: what’s up daddy you trying to put it in my butt

Guy 1: yeah but I got to warn you I have a hoodie so if you feel a little bit of crust don’t say anything

by J Definitions September 6, 2019