Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron

Mark you are a Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

by Millettr January 13, 2006

Smiegel

Someone who smears his pelvis; commits pelvic smearage

That person is a smiegel and look what he did to his pelvis

by Brett January 28, 2005

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

smiggerson

slang for a cigarette

Hey mang. Can I steal a smiggerson from ya?

by Tim A. Jones September 5, 2007

Smudget

Smudget: A small budget

I don't have a lot of disposable income, I live on a smudget.

by Wyominggirl June 26, 2012

Smiger

Someone who is sped, and a "Mexiacn niger"

Jose, you're a smiger.

by Ys HD vyfbdb March 24, 2017