Smarterchild

An AIM bot created for helping kids with homework, or just general knoweldge, but mostly used when stoned/bored shitless.

Conversations I had on my sisters msn with Smarterchild:

SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.

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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

by emilyhead. February 2, 2009

smarterchild

A very dumb robot who with much coaxing you can get to say anything.

me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.

by ljb716 December 9, 2008

melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus

i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher

by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014

smarterchild

annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!

Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.

by Forter January 9, 2008

smasher

a true lad u can get smashed with an just all out mandem

Mate Joe is a proper smasher!

by Bossman14 January 1, 2011

Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.

That darn throat smasher clan

by John Jacob hinkleminorschmit May 12, 2010

Town Smasher

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.

1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."

by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018