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sloppy hog

Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
by the sloppy hog master April 26, 2015
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sloppy nob

When yo girl suck so hard you jizz in her mouf and she spit it on yo nob
Girl you trippin you gave me sloppy nob
by Grandmas cookie November 17, 2016
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Sloppy Dallas

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
Last night, Doobrah gave me a Sloppy Dallas and the dip went all over my shaft which made it look like a turd.
by Osama Bin Ballen October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Josh

When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.
P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.

P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!
by Wait_on_Red May 4, 2021
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sloppy taco

getting or giving messy, wet and sloppy cunnilingus (also known as eating a woman out/giving her oral sex)
"oh my heckin gosh my boyfriend went down on me for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a sloppy taco"
by 4everkitty June 11, 2018
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sloppy rooster

While strutting his stuff thinking he is going to get laid, then he barely gets the condom on before he blows his load.
Whitney thought she brought home a marathon man, but ended up with Kent and his sloppy rooster.
by Hswan33 January 16, 2018
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Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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