the shape ae a table

scottish term to describe the act of being on one's hands and knees in an extremely drunken state.

'that cunt's gonny come hame the shape ae a table.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Makin Shapes

While lying in bed with a potential sexual partner in front of you it's the act of making the same shape as them and thrusting your frontal region into their nether region, ending if successful in a reach around.

Makin shapes is widely considered to be the best way to start off a night full of love making, bondage and coitus.

by duckoysterman February 20, 2011

Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018

"K-shaped" recovery

An economic recovery in which many of the rich the trend is upward and they benefit or gain new advantages, while many others the downward trend makes suffering worse. This is especially true for those without a support system.

The "K-shaped" recovery was not the same for the poor as the rich. For the poor it is a downward trajectory into poverty.

by mlhiss September 10, 2020

Jack Shapiro

A 3 sport junior varsity athlete who unfortunately viciously fails to pull any women. This individual probably has problems adjusting to social situations, and can’t seem to figure out how to successfully acquire a group of friends. Often referred to as the “king of all losers” he excels in being less than superior.

Jack Shapiro just tried to stick his finger in my butt

by Truthspeaker2748588238 June 24, 2022

Pockets in shape

means that you are financially stable and have a good amount money; the term “pockets out of shape” can also be used meaning you are broke and have no money

I been living good lately, my “pockets in shape.”
I been tryna chase the bag lately cause my “pockets out of shape.”

by hypeman24 June 11, 2020

Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years

Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.

by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022