shredded cheese and milk

When overweight white girls say that they're wet for their boyfriend, but it turns out to just be a buildup of the sweat and dirt from their thighs and pussy.

"Hey Riley, what's up?"
"The other day Kaitlynn said she was ready. but when I went down it was just disgusting."
"Aw man, it was probably her shredded cheese and milk, that's why I stay away from chunky girls."

by got your nose May 26, 2020

shred the gnar

contrary to other people's thoughts, shred the gnar means snowboarding, not fitting surroundings

person a: hey man you wanna shred the gnar?
person b: hell yeah brah i just got a new shred sled.
person a: sick nasty.

by B-HamBlamJam August 23, 2009

shniede

shit, of low quality.

look at his shniede trainers.

by ipw June 16, 2004

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

Shredache

A headache that comes from listening to to much Metal.

"Dude I've been listening to so much metal today,I cant take anymore.
I have a Shredache"

by H.D.A. April 26, 2009

Shred as much as u can

Phrase used as a directive to conceal unethical or illegal activity. Made popular by an e-mail sent between portfolio and hedge fund managers currently being charged by the SEC for insider trading.

Analyst: Shit, I think the SEC asshole with the ugly pink and baby blue tie is onto us.
Manager: Shred as much as u can

by Cristo39 February 26, 2011

shriek out

Instead of having a freak out, someone has a shriek out. This is usually used in reference to a girl who shrieks at the tiniest thing, like a broken nail or a bad grade on a test. Instead of freaking out and maybe doing something like a normal person would, they usually stand there and let off an irritating shriek.

Guy #1: So I threw her the football, but it banged her hand, and she had a shriek out because she dropped the ball and broke a nail.

Guy #2: Glad I wasn't around to hear it.

by Sir Don Yim October 26, 2011